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1st of all you need absolutely no business acumen whatsoever to sell this stuff! The business in a box comes with a comprehensive 2 page pamphlet that outlines the very deepest secrets of the business world and how to be on 6 figures within months of ‘investing’ in the product. What’s also helpful is theContinue reading “The school mums guide to losing friends with Herbalife and other MLM schemes.”

Arthur Brumble has been living in his gym’s changing room for the past 8 months since discovering he doesn’t actually have to leave. Since joining the 24-hour gym chain in late February last year, Mr Brumble soon discovered a loophole in his gym contract that meant he could pretty much live at the place. “MyContinue reading “Small naked old man found living in gym changing room.”

Emma Ratchford who wishes to remain anonymous has confessed in a startling report that she point blank lies to her podgy mates to make them feel shit about themselves. Mrs Ratchford revealed that she’s been telling ‘Porky Pies’ ever since she was at university after getting a job in a local bistro. “At Uni IContinue reading “Skinny woman lies to her friends to demoralise them.”

‘Fit4Poor’ opened its 1st club back in January of 2018 and has now over 60 clubs across the uk. Because of its alluring low price and life term memberships, it’s impossible to leave! Fit4Poor founder and CEO Barry Frampton commented: “Honestly I could not believe what the general public will put up with when stuffContinue reading “99p a month gym chain thats taking over the U.K.”

Aspiring strong man Mat has achieved something that’s never been done before at his community gym. While most strength competitors focus on increasing strength, Mat has moved his focus towards his ability to break stuff. “It all started when I first joined the gym, because I was quite a big lad I thought I’d beContinue reading “24 year old ‘Strength Athlete’ breaks everything in the gym.”

Gerald Beaton from Inverness started attending yoga back in early 2018 because his wife of 14 years told him to stop being a lazy shit! “To be honest, I thought yoga would be the easiest option to get the mrs off my case but when I did it I realised it was nigh on impossible!”Continue reading “Man Farts in Yoga Class”

Sandra Gillingham from Slough has been forced to give up her weekly weights routine after getting “Way too big”. “I had worries from day 1 to be honest, I even told the guy showing me around the gym on my first day that I didn’t want to get too big and he just laughed”. SandraContinue reading “Mum of 5 quits weights after getting too BIG”