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Fit4Poor to replace expensive Gym Equipment with ‘Stuff’ The 99p gym chain had suffered huge losses in the past 11-months due to both Covid restrictions and the fact its 99p a month.As a result, bosses were forced to sell anything of value while still charging its members to stay afloat. The companies brave stance hasContinue reading “Fit4Poor to replace expensive Gym Equipment with ‘Stuff’”

U.K Paddle boarders feel SCAMMED by the new craze. Tracey Manners from Essex decided to invest in her 12 ft SUP (stand up paddleboard) in March when the U.K was experiencing its hottest spring in history. “It was amazing, every morning I’d get up and spend an hour or so getting ready along with 2Continue reading “U.K Paddle board SCAM”

Owner of posh gym chain says “We won’t suspend memberships during lockdown as most of them don’t use it anyway” Lloyd Lloyd Director Sir Lloyd Lloyd has given a statement to his members telling them that the Leisure chain will not be suspending any membership payments due to the fact most of the members don’tContinue reading “Lloyd Lloyd “We won’t suspend memberships as most of them don’t use it anyway””

Karen Billings from Stoke decided to try out a newly opened fitness facility near her home town in early January.Not being a member, Karen decided to use ‘Try before you buy’ tactics by climbing through an open window at the back of the new gym’s changing room, avoiding an extortionate £4.50 entry fee. “As anContinue reading “Woman stunned and insulted after being told she doesn’t need Protein shakes.”

Newly married couple Gregg and Sara O’Neill have been left devastated since quitting their local gym and gaining noticable amounts of weight .The couple who had previously shared a healthy balanced lifestyle, decided to hand in their cancellation notices the day they got back from their honeymoon, as they felt they needed more spare timeContinue reading “Newlyweds quit the gym and are left horrified after gaining weight.”

Laura Belcher from Battersea books a minimum of 3 exercise classes a day using her gyms scheduling app with absolutely no intention of attending them. “The thing is, I pay a bloody fortune for gym membership and in truth am pretty bitter about the fact I cant ever be bothered to go, so I thoughtContinue reading “Entitled Woman books 3 classes a day and doesn’t attend because she can.”

In early 2018 market management couple James and Alice decided to jump on the new year health kick, going all out with their facility of choice. Alice told our reporter this“Me and Hubby looked around a few gyms, initially, we wanted to spend as little as possible so we took a look around our localContinue reading “Couple join posh leisure centre and become Alcoholic TW*TS!”

Sally Tufnell from Peterborough has been bringing her two young children along to her local fitness centre since she joined three months ago regardless of its strict 14 years and above age policy. The single mum of two who has recently been seeking employment for the past five years, stated ” I don’t have anyContinue reading “Mum brings kids to gym because “Where else am I meant to put ’em””

Katie Logins started her fitness career as a female figure competitor and moved into personal training in early 2017. The gym at which she used to work in Essex had it all, state of the art equipment, great facilities, big mirrors yet she has opted to swap it all for a local farmers field. KatieContinue reading “PT swaps plush gym to train clients in a potato field.”

Over the past 10 years an unfortunate epidemic has hit across the u.k and is spreading to other countries throughout the western world. As people approach the 60 year mark signs of gym dementia become more and more obvious and by the age of 61, 100% of gym users have it. The disease, that leavesContinue reading “Gym dementia strikes everyone over 60.”