Fit4Poor to replace expensive Gym Equipment with ‘Stuff’
The 99p gym chain had suffered huge losses in the past 11-months due to both Covid restrictions and the fact its 99p a month.
As a result, bosses were forced to sell anything of value while still charging its members to stay afloat.
The companies brave stance has not only ruffled a few feathers but also caused a huge drop in membership numbers, leaving bosses in an almost impossible position.
Up until the companies last think tank session.
The outcome had looked to be doom and gloom for the gym chain until one of the junior management team members came up with a break through concept that will not only suit their member demographic but also improve life skills to come.
The new ‘Real Life simulation Zones’ will simulate real life workouts as well as target manual and physical labour like activities.
Tom Hatcher, the brains behind F4P’s new concept gave us the inside scoop.
“The idea came to me after finally doing all the odd jobs around the house that the other half was nagging me to do.
I started with the garden, I had ordered 2 tons of decorative aggregate that needed spreading and realised how good a work out it was. Our company solution was staring us in the face!!”
The ‘no thrills’ gym chain will now have new ‘real life simulation’ training zones which include:
ZONE A – Gravel zone – Burn fat and build lower back stamina with this revolutionary work out. Shift several tones of real life gravel from zone A to zone D using our custom weighted shovels and ergonomic wheel barrows.
ZONE B – The green zone – Get a functional, full body workout in our outdoor green zone. Using our state of the art weed and shrub technology, we have found the most effective way to hone in on your every day fat melting needs.
ZONE C – Real world Cardio simulator. Our resurfaced open air running and cycle area give you that all weather experience to harden you for the real world. We have paired this zone with our car park so you can think on your feet to avoid real life car drivers and get that pulse rate up.
ZONE D – The skipping Zone – Fill a skip with stuff from Zone’s A and B
The company bosses are elated with the new concept and stand by the new innovative ideas.
The chains officials hope to include several additional zones in coming months which will include a bonfire building area, removing a trolley from a brook, scraping dirty plates into a bin and an area where you can have a real life fight.
A spokesperson for Fit 4 Poor has also told us that nothing in their member contracts obliges the F4P group to actually supply gym equipment to its members and after all what do they really expect, it’s cheap!
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