Laura Belcher from Battersea books a minimum of 3 exercise classes a day using her gyms scheduling app with absolutely no intention of attending them.
“The thing is, I pay a bloody fortune for gym membership and in truth am pretty bitter about the fact I cant ever be bothered to go, so I thought not only will I book up all the classes I would go to, I’ll also make sure that someone who does actually want to positively change their life, can’t”
The calculative spinster doesn’t just stop with gym classes, she told our reporters that she often books up romantic restaurants for valentines day, several taxis at early hours of the morning at weekends as well as making phoney doctors appointments during flu season.
“Ever since I was banned from trip advisor for giving to many 1 star reviews for holidays I had never been on, I’ve struggled to get any real satisfaction until now.
The best part is, there is no face to face confrontation and I can get away with blue murder”.
Laura managed to find a loop hole in the gyms strict 3 strike rule by constantly complaining about the gyms over crowded car park meaning she can repeat the process on a daily basis.
We had wanted to interview a close friend of Miss Belcher about how this has effected her mood and motivation but it turned out, she hasn’t got any.
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